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Snow White Live
I finally put up the light-blocking drapes over the sliding glass door in my den, so now I can watch an entire movie in a somewhat theater-like environment in spite of the fact that it doesn’t get dark at this time of year until after 9 p.m. So, last weekend I watched the new, live-action Snow White.
There was a lot of controversy around this film. It was hated and panned by people who were determined to hate it (and probably never ended up seeing it) even before it was released. There were people who were mad because of the casting, people mad that they were doing live-action remakes of classic animated films, and people mad that they changed things from the animated version.
It wasn’t a bad movie. It has some seriously weird stuff in it that almost ruins it, but for the most part I liked it. I’m not actually a huge fan of the animated version. I watched it a couple of years ago when my summer movie night project was watching as many of the Disney animated films as possible, and while I can recognize that it was a major achievement for its time and the animation is gorgeous, it’s not a great movie. The pacing is strange, the main plot gets very little screen time (they actually cut stuff out of a fairy tale that was already too short for a full-length movie) and there’s way too much time devoted to silly dwarf antics. The middle third of the movie is devoted to the dwarfs washing up for dinner. And that’s not even getting into how Snow White was depicted as a pre-teen but she still rides off to marry a prince and seems to have no thoughts other than to cook and clean for men and hope for a prince to rescue her. This was a story that needed rewriting.
And rewrite it they did. I’d say this one comes closer to what happened with the live-action Cinderella, where it’s not so much a remake of the animated version as it is a new telling of the same fairy tale. The main plot does keep the major beats of the story, but it puts it in a different context and adds a lot of new stuff. Unlike the live-action Cinderella, it is a musical, but most of the songs are new. They only keep a few of the songs from the original and weave some of the musical themes into the score. I like the new stuff. It makes for a more interesting movie and fixes some of the issues I’ve always had with the story.
The problem is that it isn’t new enough. The things that don’t work well are the things brought over from the animated version. One of these things is Snow White’s look. They tried to make her look like the animated version, and that just doesn’t look great on a live human. That hairstyle was a major anachronism in the animated version, something from the 1930s rather than from the vaguely Renaissance-like era some of the costumes suggest. There’s a line in the movie about how the evil queen cut Snow White’s hair on purpose so she’d be less competition, but it really doesn’t work. Even worse is the main costume that somewhat copies the outfit the animated character wears. Again, it doesn’t do well in live action. It also stands out as drastically different from the costumes worn by all the other characters. It’s not even a good version of the animated dress. It looks like the “totally not copyright-infringing the Disney version, but you can still tell it’s supposed to be Snow White” costume you’d buy at Spirit Halloween.
And then there are the dwarfs. The people who were determined to hate the movie ahead of time were sharing a picture of Snow White with a variety of roughly dressed people and claimed that these were the “woke” version of the dwarfs. They were not actually the dwarfs. They were different characters entirely. The movie would have been so much better if these characters had served the plot function of the dwarfs. No, the dwarfs are still there — and they’re live actors made to look exactly like the animated versions with the use of prosthetics and CGI. It’s so uncanny valley that it’s horrifying. There were these cartoons with human faces in the middle. I wouldn’t be surprised if there were small children who became so distressed that they had to be carried out of the theater. If I’d seen it on the big screen, I might have fled the theater. I did yelp out loud when they first appeared.
But aside from that, I liked a lot of it. Snow White is an adult instead of a child, so it’s less creepy, and she isn’t moping about, waiting for a prince to rescue her. Instead of her “I want” song being “I’m Wishing,” which is about wanting a boyfriend, she sings about wanting to set her kingdom right again to carry out the plans her parents used to have. Instead of a prince, we get a Robin Hood-like bandit who’s part of a group driven out of their homes and living in the forest, stealing food from the castle (they’re the people in the picture the haters said were woke dwarfs). Snow White coaches the dwarfs into cleaning their own house instead of doing it for them. Snow White actually gets to know the guy and they’ve fallen in love before the true love’s kiss. He’s not just kissing some dead chick he finds in the woods (after spying on her at the palace). The new music is really good, aside from one song. That song isn’t a bad song. It just doesn’t fit the situation. I even bought one of the songs. Rachel Zegler gets a lot of hate, which I don’t understand, but she has a gorgeous voice and I thought she was good in the role. I liked the guy, too.
I’m not sure I’m going to rewatch the whole movie very often because those dwarfs are unsettling and I hate her costume, but if she had a better outfit and they let the bandits play the same role as the dwarfs without trying to copy the dwarfs from the animated version, it would have been a better movie. I definitely like it better than the animated version. It’s worth a watch, but you might want to distract any easily frightened children when the dwarfs show up.